I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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