Is it normal to miss your booty call?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i came on her dog
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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