the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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