I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Randomize
