A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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