It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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