Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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