white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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