What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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