big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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