Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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