sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
