Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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