did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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