Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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