just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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