her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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