Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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