Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
we should paint friendship bongs
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