...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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