Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
