Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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