so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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