i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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