is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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