were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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