just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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