he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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