And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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