i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Come on in and take your pants off
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