Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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