Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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