If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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