Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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