The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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