like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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