its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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