its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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