Your mouth is God's brothel.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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