I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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