we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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