these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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