I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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