one two three fourrrrnication!
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
It all started with a game of naked twister.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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