hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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