either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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