Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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