its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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