that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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