I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Randomize
